I understood the USB cuff links and even the nut and bolt wedding rings sound kinda cool on a good day, but what in earth could be the purpose of having these Cat 5 compatible wedding rings? And what red-blooded female would accept such an ugly ring on her wedding day? Anyhow, if with some serious persuasion you have managed to convince your lady love that having these nerdy rings was somehow better than real diamonds, then you might at least want to extend her the courtesy of offering her the option of choosing from four opaque colors: turquoise, white, orange or black. Dramatically enough, the male ring comes with the transparent plug, probably symbolic of what’s inside your man’s head! The rings retail for $175 each and if you’re serious about getting them, I’d advice you to invest in a year’s supply of booze as well if you want your woman to actually not notice that her ring is a piece of electronic hardware!
Source: Etsy
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First of all, I know it’s a common misconception that nerdy and geeky tendencies somehow de-sexualize both women and men into androgynous automatons, but that is just not the case. A woman, who is a geek, is still a woman.
that having these nerdy rings was somehow better than real diamonds
In fact, I DO think that $175 hand-made rings with a witty pun on sexual intercourse are better than ”3 month salary” rings that have been over-promoted to portray an artificial value and scarcity. It is better, IMO, to support small craft producers than mega-corps who take huge profits and simultaneous destabilize their production zones to drive down labor costs.
Dramatically enough, the male ring comes with the transparent plug, probably symbolic of what’s inside your man’s head!
Because, of course, women never think about sex.