We all know that runway looks are seldom meant to make the transition as actual fashion on the streets but even by that standard, platform monstrosity created by Alexander McQueen is just plain old ridiculous. I’m surprised he actually got a model to wear (and probably walk in) the ugly shoe that was balanced on two hideous planks. I mean we all know how the best and most coveted shoes are SUPPOSED to hurt, should they really be dangerous enough that if one manages to trip and fall thanks to killer heels like these, the chances of the wearer ending up in a hospital with a serious concussion are a certainty and not a possibility!

P.S. If anybody has seen the spine-dislocators Gwyneth Paltrow fetishly sported at all the major European premieres of her latest flick “Iron Man”, lemme tell you that she probably didn’t have them on for more than the 15 mins she had to pose for the cameras on the red carpet. I do watch Oprah you know!

Source: IHT